Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Wet and Wild in Armenia

We were all sad to leave Georgia but eager to cross another border and see what treats Armenia had in store for us. 
Tbilisi, Geogia
Tbilisi, Georgia's lovely capital
Thumbs up for the cable car in Tbilisi
Phil giving the cable car in Tbilisi a thumbs up!
Jo on the walking tour
Jo on the city walking tour
But first, it was Spike’s birthday and he would be celebrating it in two countries! After dinner we present Spike with his birthday cake and sing to him, but news of the early start the next day sends everyone to bed so a proper knees up to celebrate Spike is promised for the next evening, when we hit Yerevan!

Some of the gang have to apply for their Kazakhstan visas while we are in Armenia’s capital, they soon become known as the Kazak Seven. Before we even check into our hotel they are whisked away in taxis with Zaza at the helm taking control of proceeding, as best he can in the world of embassies and bureaucracy.

It’s a lovely sunny day so some people take the opportunity to enjoy the many cafes serving proper strong coffee. Hayden stocks up with coffee for the newly formed coffee club that he has instigated aptly named “Odd Coffee” I demanded a name for the club and also badges but they have yet to appear…

For our first evening we partake in an Armenian feast where we are served a extraordinary number of courses. Just when we thought it was over, another dish would appear. We ate numerous courses of salads, beans, hummus, pickled veg, meats, cheeses, stews, soups and lamb porridge. Harrisa is an traditional Armenian stew made with wheat kernels and meat cooked in a broth, lamb porridge as it became known around the table had mixed reactions and reviews, it was popular with Alex who managing to eat an entire bowl.
Armenian  feast
Armenian feast
Armenian feast, James likes the garlic
James is loving the garlic

After our feast and a swift round of Brandy tasting from the more distinguished of our group, we left the restaurant with bellies full but not too full for dancing. It was time to let our hair down, and that is exactly what we did.
Brandy tasting after the feast
Brandy tasting
The Wild West Bar in Yerevan is a small bar with a slight western theme, but not too much to be gimmicky or cheesy. It has cowboy hats and saloon doors, but its in a basement and has a slightly tired old man English pub feel. That is until you get a group of 20 tourists inside of it and start requesting/demanding certain songs to be played from the YouTube playlist that is streamed from the internet.  Beer and wine are cheap so it doesn’t take long for singalongs and dancing with locals, even if a few locals did decide to leave shortly after we arrived!
Birthday Boy Spike celebrating in the Wild West bar
Birthday boy, Spike
Dancing with Armenian fellas
Dancing with some local guys
Hey You!
Hey you!
Jimbo and Dave
Jimbo and dave
Kelly dancing
Kelly on the dance floor
P Dog
P Dog
P, Wazza and Lou
P, Wazza & Lou
Simon Mary and Mahala
Simon, Mary & Mahala
Wazza and Al
Wazza & Al
Warren goes cowboy
Warren goes cowboy

The next day the few cruel victims of hangover managed to make it out on the walking tour provided by the hostel as well as a visit to the Genocide Muesum.
Alex on a tank
Alex on a tank

We leave Yerevan with Kazak visa applications still up in the air but head towards a bushcamp near Mount Ararat, stopping at famous monastery Khor Virap before hand. From here we visit the famous Geghard Monastery, drop the Kazak Seven back in Yerevan to complete their visa mission and bushcamp near Lake Sevan where in typical British style our Barbeque plans result in a slightly soggy evening.
Andy making his way to the dungeon
Andy making his way into the dungeon
Inside the dungeon at Khor Virap Monastery
Inside the dungeon at Khor Virap monastery
Geghard Monastery
Geghard Monastery
Geghard Monastry 2
Inside the monastery
The rain moving in quickly over Mount Ararat
The rain moving in quickly over Mt Ararat
View of Mt Ararat from the tent
View of Mt Ararat from the tent
Zaza taking a tablet shot of Mount Ararat
Zaza taking a tablet shot of Mt Ararat
Camping by Lake Seven
Camping by Lake Sevan
Simons holds a crayfish at Lake Sevan
Simon and a very small crayfish at Lake Sevan

We head off early the next morning eager to rejoin our comrades just outside of the Azerbaijan border in the Lagodekhi region of Georgia. As we leave wet Armenia the warmth of Georgia awaits us. The clouds start to open the closer we get and the sun begins to warm us and burn through the sky. We are all happy to be back in Georgia, if only for one night!
Bruce and Sheila sad to leave Armenia
Bruce & Anna, sad to leave Armenia
Bruce and Anna pleased to be back in sunny Georgia
Bruce & Anna, pleased to be back in sunny Georgia
jumping for joy for Georgia
Jumping for joy for Georgia
Phil catching some Georgian sunshine and maintaining good dental hygiene
Phil catching some Georgian sunshine and maintaining good dental hygiene
Phil and Hayden after his teeth have been cleaned
Phil & Hayden on the roof seats
Alex on't roof
Alex on't roof
Whilst awaiting their arrival in our agricultural bushcamp we are visited by the farmer in whose field were are camping. He offers us Cha Cha and offerings of bread, tinned fish, garlic and tomatoes. It’s a delightful appetizer to the soup we are cooking in the poijke. Simon is sure that he is asking for money but he soon ends this when Simon and James push his friend’s car out of the mud.
Ratatouille!
Ratatouille!
Bruce reducing the ratatouille
Bruce reducing the ratatouille
Cha Cha with the local farmer
Cha cha with the local farmer
Food from our local farmer friend
Food from our farmer friend
James, Phil, Farmer and Warren
James, Phil and Warren with the farmer

The Kazak Seven make it to camp very late at night and even though six out of the seven successfully obtained Kazakstan visas, they were exhausted from a long day of challenge Anneka-style racing around Yerevan.

We have a swift and smooth exit out of Georgia, like always, but our entry into Azerbaijan is less so. When passport control see our Armenian visas hackles are raised and we know we are in for some true border official bureaucratic fun.  The relationship between Armenia and Azerbaijan is strained, and while past trips have not had any hassles, unfortunately for us our bags were put to one side for a thorough search, cameras were searched for offending Armenian photographs (with any photos of the Genocide Memorial being promptly deleted), our bar was raided and 22 cans of Armenian beer were confiscated. Armenian money was taken from Pernille, and eventually then paid back to her in Azerbaijan manat. But eventually all the right stamps were issued and we were into country number four of our epic expedition, Azerbaijan.
A sign of things to come
A sign of things to come...

So begins another adventure. To come; Mud Volcanoes, Baku, and The Caspian Sea Crossing.  Cross all fingers and toes that the right ship comes in for our merry band of travellers and pray that our Caspian Sea journey will begin soon!

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Gamarjobat from Georgia!

We began our exploits in Batumi, where we wasted no time in sampling the local cuisine with a group meal out.  The location for this was in a restaurant in the shape of a ship. There were many traditional dishes for us all to sample and the supply seemed almost endless. There was an equally plentiful supply of wine which many, including Phil, made the most of. This soon resulted in a dance off with the locals and in turn each other. It was Andy’s turn to shine when he took to the mike to sing a couple of rock songs with the Georgian entertainers. As the evening drew to a close, the gaggle that was left standing decided that a quick dip in the black sea was in order. And quick it was due to the icy temperature of the water.
Pernille Becs Lou and Fi stop for a photo op on the way to the Ship
Pernille, Becs, Lou & Fi stop for a photo enroute to the boat
Pirate Ship feast Batumi
Pirate ship feast
The happy feasters
Happy feasters
Anna Jo and Phil
Anna, Jo & Phil
Fi Becs and Simon
Fi, Becs & Simon
Pernille Lou Kelly and Al
Pernille, Lou, Kelly & Alex
Yvonne Mahala Julie Mary loving the wine on the ship
Yvonne, Mahala, Julie & Mary
Dave Julie Phil Alex James Anna Pernille Andy and Spike
Dave, Julie, Phil, Alex, James, Anna, Pernille, Andy & Spike
Enjoying the local wine
Enjoying the local wine!
Dancing queens and kings
Dancing queens (and kings)
Pirate dancing...... Batumi
Pirate dancing - Teresa & Andy
Alex attempting the Georgian fling
Alex attempting the Georgian fling
Rock & Roll. Batumi
Rock & roll in Batumi, with Andy front and centre
Midnight swimmers
Midnight swimmers

We left Batumi for Mestia a quaint little mountain village close to the border with Russia or so we believed but once we finally arrived we discovered that the village was changing fast and wishing to become a ski resort complete with modern airport terminal building. However this did not spoil our time here as there is plenty of space left to have an adventure in exploring the nearby peaks as some did or walking around the tenth century watch towers in town. The group who went up one of the peaks found themselves scrambling up a stream and lunching in a beautiful alpine meadow. On our second day once more the more adventurous among us took a hike up to a glacier which some had visited the day before while the others either spent extra time in town or taking a jeep ride up to the highest village in Europe Ushguli where yet more Georgian food was to be eaten!

Lou James and Phil
Lou, James & Phil
Full speed ahead
Full speed ahead
Becs and Fi enjoying the roof seats
Becs & Fi enjoying the roof seats
Phil
Phil
Alex mastering the art of reading and sleeping
Alex mastering the art of sleeping and reading
Snow angels Mestia
Snow angels, Mestia
Hill walk in Mestia.
Hill walk in Mestia
Counting up, Mestian style
Counting up, Mestia-style
Group shot at Ushguli
In Ushguli

Our last night in Mestia was spent at Nino’s Guesthouse where we celebrated the first two birthdays of the trip, Fiona and Anna’s. It was a wonderful evening of singing, drinking, eating and singing some more and the two birthday cakes that were presented to the birthday girls were delicious. Some say it was coffee flavoured, I think it was toffee, either way it was topped with fresh cream and had layers of crunchy and sweet meringue nestled between the soft sponge.
Pre dinner party drinks at Ninos Guesthouse
Pre-dinner drinks at Nino's guesthouse
Birthday party dinner
Birthday party dinner
The birthday girls Fi and Anna with Pernille presenting them one of their enormous cakes
The birthday girls, Fi & Anna, with Pernille presenting one of their enormous cakes
Anna looks pleased with her cake!
Anna looks pleased with her cake
Phil tucking in to some birthday cake
Phil tucking into some cake
Leaving this beautiful part of Georgia behind we made our way towards Kutaisi where we stop off at the Prometheus caves. It’s a welcome break from the Georgian heat to go underground and be cooled by water dripping from the caves ceiling! We were swept through the stunning architecture of stalactites to the boat trip at the end, I think they were keen to go home, but we managed to capture people in their helmets and life vests, before making their journey out of the caves and back into the sunshine which hit you as soon as you reached the mouth of the cave.
Fi outside the Prometheus caves
Fi outside Promethus caves
Taking the boat cruise out of the Prometheus caves
Taking the boat cruise out of the caves
FUrther into the caves they go
In the caves

Its another evening spent in a homestay, although this time the gang are far more reserved with their consumption of wine, maybe they are still in recovery or just gearing themselves up for the next five days where we will be bush camping.

Gori is our first stop as we head off crates bulging with our food supplies. Gori is the birth place of Joseph Stalin and proudly holds a museum to his memory, preserving the house he lived in for the first four years of his life as well as the decadent train carriage he used to travel in. Visiting such a museum is an interesting but bizarre experience. T-shirts, mugs and matches can be bought from the gift shop as well as bottles of his favourite wine, all emblazoned with the dictators face.  The tinge of bias from our guide, towards Stalin, only falters when we reach the room dedicated to the political repression, a small space under the stairs, it houses clothes and memorabilia from people killed during his regime.

Our next stop on our tour around Georgia was Kazbegi. Another mountain town located at the end of the Georgian Military Highway. It is a stunning drive towards the Russian border reaching an altitude of 1750m, and a great photo/lunch stop. We have plenty of time here to explore the village and its surrounding area. Some chose to take a walk up to the church of Tsminda Sameba while others spent their time strolling to the town or simply hiking up one of the surrounding hills.

Mountain Drive, With sheep getting in the way!!!
Mountain drive, with sheep getting in the way!
Anna at the great military highway
Anna on the Great Military Highway
Haydens kite captures our campsite from the air
Hayden's kite captures our campsite from above
Check out our home in Kazbegi
Our home in Kazbegi
JO Alex Anna and Lou jumping for joy
Jo, Alex, Anna & Lou jumping for joy
Julie is covered and ready to enter the Tsminda Sameba church
Julie is covered up and ready to enter the church
Kelly and Hayden enjoying the scenery
Kelly & Hayden enjoying the view
Snags at Kazbegi.
Snags at Kazbegi
Campfire rave
Campfire rave
Andy singing the campfire blues
Andy sings the campfire blues
Bush shower, kiwi style! Kazbegi
Bush shower, Kiwi style

It was here that the group is first infiltrated by ticks. Kelly was the first victim with one tiny critter attached to her calf. Everyone is instantly itchy and checking their own legs for signs. Later that evening, I find a massive tick attached to my ankle. Putting on as brave a face as I could I hop out of my tent, affected area outstretched in front of me. Andy hollers for James and his tick tweezers and bless him, he leaves the warmth of his sleeping bag to come to my rescue and remove the offending creature. All witnesses leave the scene a little bit twitchy and itchy, waiting till they enter the safety of their own tents for their tent buddies to check them over in the places they are unable to see!

We leave this spectacular mountain town back down the military highway and on to Telavi ready to sample some more of Georgia’s wine.

Wine tasting in Georgia is not like any other wine tasting experience you may have had before. You taste the wine and then are generously poured more, with jugs being filled and topped up before they get empty and you have to drink it, lots of it. Chacha, the local firewater became more desirable to our gang of travellers when the wine wasn’t to everyone’s discerning taste, particularly when one glass of wine was found to have a live maggot swimming inside.
Mary and Anna enjoying some georgian wine
Mary & Anna
Contemplating the full bodied flavour of the Georgian red
Contemplating the full-bodied flavour of the Georgian red
Wine Drinking
Wine drinking, I mean, tasting...
Hayden
Hayden
Our host at the winery preparing herbs and garlic to be spread on slices of fried aubergine
Our host at the winery preparing herbs and garlic to be spread on slices of fried aubergine
Kelly
Kelly
Mahala
Mahala
James
James
Mary
Mary

It was a merry vibe in the back of Calypso for the drive back to bush camp with resident rock star Andy playing some tunes on the guitar and everyone joining in on a sing along.
Andy entertaining the troops
Andy entertaining the troops
Back at camp a strong man competition begins between some of the lads and the local boys who use the field as their gym. Pull ups, push-ups and arm wrestling all put the older guys to shame as the young locals beat them in every round. Kelly and Mary announce that they have found a Winery that also provides a Georgian cooking course, being the culinary queen’s that they are they plan to go and would like to know if anyone else would be interested in joining them. With everyone in high spirits from the wine drinking there are many takers.
The local strong man
The local strong man
Alex in an arm wrestling match with the local strong man boy
Alex in an arm-wrestling match with the local strong man/boy
This is a saw!
Now this is a saw!
collecting wood at every opportunity
Collecting wood at every opportunity
Our friendly neighbours bring gifts of goose eggs
Our friendly neighbours bring gifts of goose eggs
Bruces special breakfast of goose egg
Bruce's special breakfast of goose eggs

At Nikolaishvili Winery we are treated to a demonstration on making the local bread, dumplings and Georgian snickers. We all get to try making our own dumpling and some brave souls stick the bread dough inside of the oven. After preparing all this delicious food we get to sit around the table and eat it with the wine that the family have made themselves. It was a wonderful afternoon with a great insight into Georgian family life and tradition. It was fascinating to see how they prepare the bread and bake it and also interesting to learn that the sweet coating used to make the “Georgian Snickers” is actually grape juice and flour stirred together and heated. Needless to say we all left with a couple of litres of wine and/or chacha.
Selfie shot outside Nikolaishvili winery Telavi
Outside the Nikolaishvili winery
Proud bread makers Andy Julie Yvonne James and Kelly
Proud bread makers - Andy, Julie, Yvonne, James & Kelly
Becs with our Georgian Snickers
Becs with our Georgian Snickers
Lou making Georgian Dumplings
Lou making Georgian dumplings
Our five days of bush camping has left everyone eager for showers, wifi connection and laundry facilities. We look forward to posting the next update, clean, freshly laundered and from the next country, Armenia, very soon!